Ranting Flight Attendant Removed from Plane

bribRanting Flight Attendant Removed from Plane/b/ibrpI#39;ve flown quite a bit so I don#39;t really get nervous when I have to take a flight somewhere.nbsp; However, if I was sitting on a plane and the flight attendant started a href=http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/03/09/us-usa-plane-incident-idUSBRE8281CS20120309?feedType=RSSamp;feedName=oddlyEnoughNewsamp;utm_source=feedburneramp;utm_medium=feedamp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+reuters%2FoddlyEnoughNews+%28News+%2F+US+%2F+Oddly+Enough%29amp;utm_content=Google+Readerranting about the plane crashing/a, I might have an issue or two./ppI do like how the story mentions that the attendant was quot;subduedquot;.nbsp; While I wouldn#39;t have liked the delay so much, it was probably quite an entertaining spectacle to watch for the passengers on board and it sure does make a great story to tell your friends and family./ppFile that under emflight attendant breakdown./em/pbria target=_blank href=’http://www.wowmails.com’Source/a: www.officehumorblog.com/ibrbribMan Impersonates His Way to a Denny’s Meal/b/ibrpI guess if you#39;re hungry and really want Denny#39;s food a href=http://madisoneast.channel3000.com/a target=_blank href=’http://www.wowmails.com’news/a/crime/66106-man-faces-charges-after-cooking-own-meal-dennysone approach/a is to try and convince the current manager that you are the new manager.nbsp; Of course, once they call 911 on you, you should probably ditch any unlicensed stun guns you#39;re carrying just in case./ppI must confess that the Denny#39;s buffalo chicken sandwhich is my favorite sandwhich from any restaurant anywhere, so maybe I can sympathize with the guy trying impersonate his way into getting a Denny#39;s meal.nbsp;/ppFile that under emmmm… buffalo./em/pbria target=_blank href=’http://www.wowmails.com’Source/a: www.officehumorblog.com/ibrbrib..my last day @ CS and first for the rest of life! /b/ibrpHi, br /Writing these Good Bye mails is pretty emotional(what I think!), but we’ll never get same wave of emotions on any normal day. br /So finally it’s my last day at Credit Suisse, and I can remember a whole new experience of leaving my native place Delhi, walking 1.5Kms on the very first day to reach Wipro Phase 2, induction and meeting with the team. br /It is a life changing experience for me, coz it’s not just a company where I came worked and gone, it surely more than that! br /I’ve made best friends, participated/organized events like ZEST, IT Expo, Cubical Decoration to name a few, raised funds for Charity and frankly I loved it! br /The only thing that I didn’t like about CS is the formal attire, I simply hate it!!!! br /So I’m in my jeans again, looking at the blue skies and hope that will use my learnings from CS in rest of my life! br /I don’t know what’s there for me in future, but would like to share few lines from a Hindi song(for those who don’t know hindi, I’ll teach u one on one /p p….aasma ke paar shayad aur koi aasma hoga, br /baadalon ke parbaton par koi baarish ka makaan hoga br /Ooooo.. br /main hawa ke paron pe kahan jaaraha hoon kahan br /kabhie udta hua kabhie mudta hua mera raasta chala br /oho ho ho… br /main hawa ke paron pe kahan jaaraha hoon kahan.. /p pI would like to thank my colleagues, managers and friends for their unconditional support and their belief in me. br /Please do keep in touch guys! /p pZindagi Migzara br /Ram /p pGmail: RamShankarYadav@Gmail.com br /Yahoo: RamShankar.Yadav@yahoo.com br /Blog : a href=http://www.rams.co.nrwww.rams.co.nr/a/p img src=http://geekswithblogs.net/ram/aggbug/130948.aspx width=1 height=1 / bria target=_blank href=’http://www.wowmails.com’Source/a: geekswithblogs.net/ibrbribMan Writes Fake Obit to Get Out of Work/b/ibrpWhat would you do to get paid time off from work? If publishing an obituary for your living mother was what you were thinking, then you and 45-year-old Scott Bennett have a href=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45617057/ns/us_news-weird_news/something in common/a.nbsp; That#39;s right, apparently getting paid bereavement time off from work was so important to Bennett that he wrote up a fake obituary for his no-so-dead mother./ppUnfortunately for Bennett, relatives saw the obituary in the paper and reported the falsehood.nbsp; Bennett has since been charged with disorderly conduct./ppFile that under emteaching momma to play dead/em./pbria target=_blank href=’http://www.wowmails.com’Source/a: www.officehumorblog.com/ibr brhttp://www.wowmails.com

Dumb Tweets to Brands Catalogued

bribDumb Tweets to Brands Catalogued/b/ibrpIf you#39;re looking fornbsp;a site that collects some of the dumbest things people tween to various company brands, then look no further than a href=http://dumbtweetsatbrands.tumblr.com/http://dumbtweetsatbrands.tumblr.com//a.nbsp; You#39;ve got tweets to Pepsi, Hostess, Dominos, Arbys and more./ppA couple of the best ones include @moderatelycool tweeting @dominos to quot;Stop charging so much for your gradually shrinking pizzas, or I#39;ll start charging for the BJ#39;s I give your delivery guysquot; as well as @hasseimtweets telling @mcdonalds that quot;by serving illegal immigrants you take their money and for that we salute you but feeding them is another story jerksquot;./ppnbsp;/pbria target=_blank href=’http://www.wowmails.com’Source/a: www.officehumorblog.com/ibrbribNurse Job Opening Ad Requires TV Series Hot Applicants/b/ibrpLooking for hot a Swedish nurse?nbsp;nbsp; a href=http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/02/20/Ad-Nurses-wanted-must-be-hot/UPI-76621329782337/An ad/a for a nursing position at anbsp;hospital in Stockholm, Sweden shows you aren#39;t alone.nbsp; In fact, they specifically are looking for a quot;TV-series hotquot; nurse./ppThey are claiming the ad was meant to stir up curiosity and gain exposure rather than to be taken seriously.nbsp; While that sounds somewhat plausible, you#39;d think they could have put something even stranger/interesting in the ad like quot;must be related to Elvisquot; or quot;earthlings need not apply.quot;nbsp; As such, I#39;m guessing their current story is more about them dealing with the negative publicity./ppFile that under emtv-series hot Elvis alien nurses./em/pbria target=_blank href=’http://www.wowmails.com’Source/a: www.officehumorblog.com/ibrbribNude Dude Asks for Welding Job/b/ibrpI know times are tough out there, but a href=http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/02/28/Naked-man-in-welding-shop-asks-for-job/UPI-95931330449211/walking into a welding shop naked/a probably isn#39;t the best way to find a job.nbsp; The California man did try to explain he was good with his hands, but saying so while naked doesn#39;t really instill confidence./ppPolice say the man was high on meth.nbsp; I#39;m thinking the guy probably shouldn#39;t try telling his new cellmate that he#39;s good with his hands while standing completely naked./ppFile that under emno t-shirt, no shoes, no job./em/pbria target=_blank href=’http://www.wowmails.com’Source/a: www.officehumorblog.com/ibr brhttp://www.wowmails.com