Rihanna Wants Hot Sex For Christmas

Rihanna Wants Hot Sex For Christmas

Rihanna just wants to knock the boots for Christmas this year. After getting royally beat down by ex-boyfriend Chris Brown, RiRi wants to kick back for some Christmas nookie.

When asked what was on her Christmas list, she replied, “Some great food and some great sex. That’s not too much to ask, right? The sex might be a little difficult but my mum is coming to cook me some food. She does spicy stew called pepper pot. It sounds strange but it’s really, really good.”

She’s also never seen snow, as she’s used to spending the holiday season in Barbados. But, this year may be different as she plans on spending Christmas in New York with her grandparents.

Hmmm. Barbados in one hand and New York in the other….which would you rather? Fun in the sun, all the way!

Rihanna just wants to knock the boots for Christmas this year. After getting royally beat down by ex-boyfriend Chris Brown, RiRi wants to kick back for some Christmas nookie.

When asked what was on her Christmas list, she replied, “Some great food and some great sex. That’s not too much to ask, right? The sex might be a little difficult but my mum is coming to cook me some food. She does spicy stew called pepper pot. It sounds strange but it’s really, really good.”

She’s also never seen snow, as she’s used to spending the holiday season in Barbados. But, this year may be different as she plans on spending Christmas in New York with her grandparents.

Hmmm. Barbados in one hand and New York in the other….which would you rather? Fun in the sun, all the way!

Source: snarkerati.com

Brody Jenner & Jayde Nicole Have Split Up

Today’s news seems to be filled with nothing but breakups and Brittany Murphy news. It’s a sad time in the celebrity world.

Apparently, Brody Jenner has decided to cut ties with Jayde Nicole after dating for over a year. A source says, “They did break up.”

Nicole addressed the split on her Twitter page, saying, “Sometimes when you truly love someone you have to let them go…I never really understood that quote until now.”

They just seemed so douchey together and happy, it was like they deserved each other. Oh well, I guess she’ll have no one to defend her against idiots like Joe Francis now.

Today’s news seems to be filled with nothing but breakups and Brittany Murphy news. It’s a sad time in the celebrity world.

Apparently, Brody Jenner has decided to cut ties with Jayde Nicole after dating for over a year. A source says, “They did break up.”

Nicole addressed the split on her Twitter page, saying, “Sometimes when you truly love someone you have to let them go…I never really understood that quote until now.”

They just seemed so douchey together and happy, it was like they deserved each other. Oh well, I guess she’ll have no one to defend her against idiots like Joe Francis now.

Source: snarkerati.com

Paris Hilton Is Not Hoing It Up On A Beach For Christmas This Year

As if to rub in her fame and fortune, Paris Hilton has reminded us nobodies that she usually whisks her family off to Maui for the holiday season. But, to prove that she’s just like us, she plans on staying in Los Angeles this year.

She said, “I always spend the day with my family, and we usually go to Maui in Hawaii. Normally we take Christmas away with us, but this year we’re doing it at home, which is really exciting. My mom will cook an amazing mean and we’ll eat lots and just spend time together.”

And for those of her friends who are less fortunate, she says, “Later on in the day I’ll invite some of my friends, whose parents have passed away or who don’t have family in town, to come over. I’d hate to think of anyone being on their own on Christmas Day.”

At least she’s doing some good. That, and she’s not corrupting the beaches with her grossness.

As if to rub in her fame and fortune, Paris Hilton has reminded us nobodies that she usually whisks her family off to Maui for the holiday season. But, to prove that she’s just like us, she plans on staying in Los Angeles this year.

She said, “I always spend the day with my family, and we usually go to Maui in Hawaii. Normally we take Christmas away with us, but this year we’re doing it at home, which is really exciting. My mom will cook an amazing mean and we’ll eat lots and just spend time together.”

And for those of her friends who are less fortunate, she says, “Later on in the day I’ll invite some of my friends, whose parents have passed away or who don’t have family in town, to come over. I’d hate to think of anyone being on their own on Christmas Day.”

At least she’s doing some good. That, and she’s not corrupting the beaches with her grossness.

Source: snarkerati.com

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