John Mayer Wants To Sex Up More Women

John Mayer Wants To Sex Up More Women

John Mayer must think he’s got some game!

The singer recently proclaimed that he should be having sex with more girls. He has already added several celebrity notches in his ladies’ man belt, but he’s not done.

He said that he is tired of being called a womanizer because it starts to make him feel guilty about dating women. He said, “I should be having sex with more girls. It’s crazy to me that in my head being 32 and dating women is going to get me into trouble.”

He also said that he doesn’t date more women because his love life is under a microscope by the press. He added, “I can’t even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It’s a nightmare.”

Maybe that’s why he’s bagging chicks like Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston. Surely they’re used to the media invasion. Either that or they’re hard up for some lovin’. Speaking of which, hey John, both of them are still available! I’m sure you could give some holiday sexin’ to Jen or Jess this season, without scrutiny. (Not much, anyways).

But secretly, I think he loves the attention that dating gives him. I hardly believe that he’s feeling bad over any public shame that girls who date him face.

John Mayer must think he’s got some game!

The singer recently proclaimed that he should be having sex with more girls. He has already added several celebrity notches in his ladies’ man belt, but he’s not done.

He said that he is tired of being called a womanizer because it starts to make him feel guilty about dating women. He said, “I should be having sex with more girls. It’s crazy to me that in my head being 32 and dating women is going to get me into trouble.”

He also said that he doesn’t date more women because his love life is under a microscope by the press. He added, “I can’t even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It’s a nightmare.”

Maybe that’s why he’s bagging chicks like Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston. Surely they’re used to the media invasion. Either that or they’re hard up for some lovin’. Speaking of which, hey John, both of them are still available! I’m sure you could give some holiday sexin’ to Jen or Jess this season, without scrutiny. (Not much, anyways).

But secretly, I think he loves the attention that dating gives him. I hardly believe that he’s feeling bad over any public shame that girls who date him face.

Source: snarkerati.com

Chace Crawford Had Sex With Shauna Sand?

This is the grossest thought for all of you Zac Efron fans out there. Apparently he got it on for the first time with mediawhore-turned-porn star Shauna Sand.

And so far, we haven’t heard a denial from Zac’s camp, so that’s leaving us to wonder if this is true. Poor kid, she probably ate him up like the cougar that she is.

She said, “He was so incredibly beautiful - I immediately fell in love with him!” She added that they began dating “and I even gave him a key to my apartment.”

She didn’t hesitate to rattle on about how much sex they had, either. A friend of his said, “Chace told me, ‘Shauna was the first girl I ever had sex with! She blew my mind, and I’ll never forget it!’”

He could’ve stopped with “she blew” and it would’ve been more believable. How gross. I bet that’s a time in his young life that he wants to put behind him.

This is the grossest thought for all of you Zac Efron fans out there. Apparently he got it on for the first time with mediawhore-turned-porn star Shauna Sand.

And so far, we haven’t heard a denial from Zac’s camp, so that’s leaving us to wonder if this is true. Poor kid, she probably ate him up like the cougar that she is.

She said, “He was so incredibly beautiful - I immediately fell in love with him!” She added that they began dating “and I even gave him a key to my apartment.”

She didn’t hesitate to rattle on about how much sex they had, either. A friend of his said, “Chace told me, ‘Shauna was the first girl I ever had sex with! She blew my mind, and I’ll never forget it!’”

He could’ve stopped with “she blew” and it would’ve been more believable. How gross. I bet that’s a time in his young life that he wants to put behind him.

Source: snarkerati.com

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