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Humorous Resume Lies

Posted on Saturday, November 15, 2008 in Humor

Humorous Resume Lies
Sometimes you may think your resume needs a little spicing up with the help of a fib or two. If that’s the case, you may want to make sure your lies aren’t quite as noticable as the ones found in this list. A few examples include, claiming to be a CEO when they were making […]

Sometimes you may think your resume needs a little spicing up with the help of a fib or two. If that’s the case, you may want to make sure your lies aren’t quite as noticable as the ones found in this list.

A few examples include, claiming to be a CEO when they were making hourly wages, inventing a school that doesn’t exist, and listing military experience that dated back to before the candidate was born. I’ve had to look through numerous resumes myself and one thing people seem to keep lying about is the amount of experience they have with the specific technology that the job requires. It’s quite amazing how often they put that they have worked with the technology for longer than it has even existed. Don’t know about you, but that’s seems like a bit of a give away to me.

File that under false advertising.

Tags: lying on resumes, job interview


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9’s Clock!

A clock that has only 9’s in it.
Having 9s does not make it special…. U can design a clock having only 9 with 9/9 (=1), (9+9)/9(=2), (9+9+9)/9(=3) and so on…

9clock

What makes it really amazing is the fact that… it has only 3 9s in each digit representation. ..


Source: geekswithblogs.net

When I kicked!

He he …….here goes my first video on youtube!

I don’t know how it all happened, but in the end……….I enjoyed it(after consoling that guy ;)

Dhan dhan Goal!

I’m lovin’ it!


Source: geekswithblogs.net

Halloween Prank Gone Wrong
Halloween makes for a great opportunity to prank some coworkers. However, make sure you protect yourself if you decide to go with a “startle” type prank.

Halloween makes for a great opportunity to prank some coworkers. However, make sure you protect yourself if you decide to go with a “startle” type prank.


Source: www.officehumorblog.com

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